It's hard to think outside the box when everything we do is viewed in a box!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Dumb TV Crap I Think about-Movie Editon! "The Wizard of Oz"


I know it's a movie but, growing up every year they would show this on Thanksgiving so I've only ever seen it on TV, so it counts.
This is what I think, Dorothy crash lands in Oz and is immediately blamed for the death of one person, the Wicked Witch of the east. Glinda The "Good" witch gives Dorothy the dead witch's shoes and tells her she need to find the Wizard and she has to walk the entire way. Glinda floats away in her big bubble. The Wizard, in exchange for granting the wishes of her friends, tells Dorothy to steal the Wicked Witch's broom and Dorothy accidentally kills her in the process. Then, after all that, Glinda tells Dorothy she could have gone home anytime she wanted. I would be pissed. I'd be like; "Are you serious? You put me through all this shit and I could have gone home anytime WTF? I KILLED SOMEONE!"
I have come to the conclusion that Glinda is as much a villain in this story as the Wicked Witch of the West. She wanted to protect her image so she took advantage of an innocent stranger in order to eliminate two rivals.
Stuff that in your turkey